Sitemap - 2023 - I <3 Mess
Mess Flix: Troop Beverly Hills
Sloppy Seconds: Slutty suits and armored crop tops
Wife Swap: Good Morning America Edition
Sloppy Seconds: Chanel's only hope
Extremely hot fashion goss straight out of rural Maine
Sloppy Seconds: Paparazzi-blinding attire
Sloppy Seconds: Mid-bicep condom pockets
Sloppy Seconds: The Dolce & Gabbana trickle-down effect
Sloppy Seconds: Flick Yer Bean for Agyness Deyn
Sloppy Seconds: Count von Count-core
This station has too many rats
Sloppy Seconds: The case of the double-breasted boob corset
Pusha T's definitive ranking of amphibians
Sloppy Seconds: A Croctober to Remember
Sloppy Seconds: Boob cages and luxury long johns
Sloppy Seconds: We're lampshading again, folks!
The Joe Jonas PR machine is on fire
Sloppy Seconds: Armored pasties and pubic hair accents
Sloppy Seconds: Katy Perry's disco kink mask
Sloppy Seconds: Middle school soccer-core and the chilling return of the dickey
The Ozempic is Ozempic-ing a little too hard
Sloppy Seconds: Ring Pops and temporary tattoos
Sloppy Seconds: Another Hadid and EmRata's functional dog-walking attire
Sloppy Seconds: Ass-less pants and graveyard G-strings
Sloppy Seconds: Furry chaps and black tie swim caps
Does everyone have amnesia about Tom Hiddleston?
Illegalize 80 year olds having babies
Sloppy Seconds: Butt sashes, tethered toiletries, and the return of the long vag illusion
Rest in puppy heaven, Harajuku Bitch
Sloppy Seconds: Censor bars, thigh brows, and father-son foot fetishes
Sloppy Seconds: Chain tops, pubic dips, and the death of tailoring
I will infiltrate Shawn Mendes's Smoothie Squad!
Pop culture literacy is at an all-time low
Ye Olde Mess: 2002 Grammy Awards
Bill Hader is Gen X Pete Davidson
Oh, to be a nepo baby chartering a helicopter to visit a camp friend!
Ye Olde Mess: The 1998 Video Music Awards
Chanel is trying to silence me!
The Great Belt Shortage of 2023
Maybe the UFOs are just huge Rihanna stans
Bring on the Bumpit revolution
Lily Allen and David Harbour's bathroom refrigerator
The return of Hillary Lynn Baldwin
Machine Gun Kelly called me "insecure"