You’ve reached I <3 Mess — a roundup of all the CrazySexyCool celebrity fashions you missed on the Daily Mail side bar this week complete with my commentary.

I’m your MC of Mess, Emily Kirkpatrick. On most days, you can find me covering all things vanities at Vanity Fair or shouting about pop culture for free on Al Gore’s internet.

If you see some celebrity something you like, feel free to slide in to my DMs or shoot me an email.

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It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.