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We are not bullying Jeff Bezos nearly enough
MESS RECOMMENDS: Holiday Edition
How will Ryan Reynolds get Peloton out of this one?
Welcome to the G.O.A.T. newsletter on goats
Like Elizabeth Holmes, my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing
Happy Turkey Day, you gobblers.
I am now a Taylor Swift height conspiracy theorist
Another beautiful day in Pete Davidson's New York
So we're still making the Barbie movie huh?
Where have all the transatlantic accents gone?
Like Grimes and Karl Marx, I live to troll
John Waters says bad taste is dead
Do you really think Larry and Timothée get along?
Jay Z is wearing a wig and I will not be convinced otherwise
I would very much like to be excluded from the "touch grass" narrative
Meet me in Mark Zuckerberg's VR Montauk
In loving memory of a little cow
Matt Damon voluntarily self-cancelling is a thing of beauty
No one loves a cowboy hat more than an evil billionaire
Celebrity cancellation is not what it used to be
Let the Olympians smoke a little marijuana if they wanna
No thoughts, just Cactus Jack x Dior vibes
Let Channing Tatum wear his Crocs in peace!
But, most importantly, who will Kim bring to the Met Gala?!
A petition to get Mare's voice on the Calm app
God bless these celebrity swingers!
Liza Minelli is still a legend, alive and well.
If cheugy is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Ashley Benson's pant hems are stressing me out.
All that glitters is probably gold when you're at the Oscars
I'm a certified Hillary Duff gossip historian
Outlaw sexy Easter bunny costumes.
I miss the Ever Given already :(
I'm hiring Rupi Kaur to read this newsletter aloud
It's the Grammys roundup, baby!
Tara Reid and I are Twitter friends now NBD
One year in and none the wiser!
Armie Hammer and Ben Affleck have the most interesting trash in America
I've got a box of shirts with your name on 'em
Who doesn't love a 12-hour, mid-pandemic jaunt to Cancun?
Armie Hammer and Azealia Banks have the same publicist.
Must we cast Noah Centineo in everything?
This is a newsletter about stocks now, sorry.
There's a BenAna-shaped hole in my heart.