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Has anyone checked on Club Chalamet?

And do you think the new Taylor Swift perfume will smell like vanilla?

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Emily Kirkpatrick

What is Taylor Swift even wearing these days?

It's a Gossip Time x I <3 Mess special report!

Apr 23 •

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The Tortured Mess Lovers Department

Friday, friday, gotta get down on Friday!

Apr 19 •

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This station has too many rats

Oct 20, 2023 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Fo' shiz, fo' shiz

Oct 27, 2023 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The Ozempic is Ozempic-ing a little too hard

Sep 1, 2023 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Pop culture literacy is at an all-time low

Apr 28, 2023 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Bed bugs, so hot right now

Oct 6, 2023 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Pusha T's definitive ranking of amphibians

Oct 13, 2023 • Emily Kirkpatrick

A Vanessa Hudgens-less Coachella

Is it really even Coachella at all?

Apr 17 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Whimsy Lou, who?

Girding myself for two weeks of Coachella fashions.

Apr 12 •

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I survived the 2024 eclipse...

...and all I got were these paper sunglasses!

Apr 10 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Reporting live from the NYC earthquake

The hate read market has never been hotter!!!!!!

Apr 5 •

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Mess Recommends: March 2024

These are a few of my favorite things!

Apr 2 •

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Ham and cheese on a roll with an orange drink

I don't know her!!!!!

Mar 29 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Flix: The Fifth Element

What an absolute goddamn dream of a film.

Mar 27 •

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Four Years of Mess! 🚮

Just a skinny jean girl in a barrel leg world.

Mar 22 •

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The case of the royal body double

And why is Richard Simmons death click-baiting me.

Mar 20 •

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It takes a lot of money to look this cheap. Welcome to your weekly round up of the best of the worst celebrity fashion complete with my annotations.

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