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Avatar 2 is the Taco Bell Mexican Pizza nobody asked for
I live in fear of James Corden's next career move.
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Welcome to the second annual MESS GALA!
It's all downhill from here.
May 9
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The 2023 Met Gala theme is "Karl Marx"
Welcome to the foremost authority on fashion's biggest night of even bigger flops.
May 6
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NoHo Hank is too perfect for this world.
If Elon wants people to like him so bad, he should just hand Twitter over to dril.
Apr 29
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Court room sketch artists have never been hotter.
And a blessed Selling Sunset premiere day to you and yours.
Apr 22
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The one where we find out Kim Kardashian wears adult diapers
ASAP is about to get shunned all the way out of society...
Apr 15
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For your Oscar consideration: SZA's crutches
Get Vanessa Hudgens and Courteney Cox their own ghost hunting show immediately.
Apr 8
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This is a Slap Discourse-free zone
When will Kanye's Birkin reign of terror come to an end?
Apr 1
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