I <3 Mess | Emily Kirkpatrick | Substack

I got tired just reading someone else's schedule today.

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Did that story time convince anyone Lea Michele can actually read?

Aug 12

We all know Biden's COVID is code for Botox.

Aug 5

I blame Bennifer for this heatwave.

Jul 22

I'm not totally sold on the idea that celebs should even be allowed to have social media.

Jul 15

I mean, Samantha? Are you kidding me?

Jul 14

Do not let Elon Musk and Nick Cannon become the Genghis Khans of our generation!

Jul 8

I hope you ate all the hot dogs and fudgesicles your little hearts desired.

Jul 7

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